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Nerve-wracking

Speaking of River Runs Red, I had a nerve-wracking experience several weeks ago.

See, it's my theory that most writers (not all of them, by any means, but most) are basically insecure.  Secure people become captains of industry or politicians, and if they make up stories they tell them to the press, who transcribe them directly as if they meant something.  Insecure people make up stories, and then have to write them down and hope other people read and enjoy them, or else they'll feel like they wasted their time.

So the hardest thing for a writer to do is to let someone else read a manuscript.  Especially the first reader or two or ten.  You're waiting anxiously, sweating bullets, hoping that reader or readers likes it and comes back to you with effusive praise.  You say you want helpful criticism, but in fact all you want is praise, and maybe cash.

Next hardest is sending it to your editor (note: this is magnified ten-fold if you're sending it to your agent to shop around--I'm specifically talking about River Runs Red here, which was already bought, on the basis of an outline).

But what was so difficult this time was approaching the sorts of big-name writers who might be able to provide blurbs that would be meaningful to readers who have never heard of you.  I put together a list of 8 people and sent out emails.   These were a mix of very big names and slightly lesser ones, but all well known in the fields of thrillers and/or horror (since the book, like Missing White Girl, combines elements of both).  Of those 8, only one turned me down outright, and he was a long shot I didn't expect to be able to do it, for health reasons.  Bound manuscripts went out to the other 7.  Of those, one never received it, and close to the deadline, offered to still try to read it, although other health reasons might have interfered.  Since it was so close to the deadline and I had plenty of other blurbs by then, I declined, but with regret because it would have been a true honor and a major coup.

Waiting for the responses to the manuscripts was one of the most agonizing periods of my life.  If I were a nail-biter, I'd have no fingers left and would have to write with my feet.

Fortunately, of the remaining 6, I got 5 very good blurbs.  One will be on the book's front cover, the others on the back or inside or just on sales materials, I'm not sure yet.  I'm not going to start posting them here, but when the River Runs Red sub-site goes live, they'll definitely be on there.

Now the hard part is waiting for the book to come out, and then waiting to hear what people who've actually paid for it think...

Website update

As mentioned a few weeks ago, Cindy, who kept JeffMariotte.com updated and sparkling for these past several years, got too busy with work that actually pays her a living wage to continue.  There's a new sheriff in town now, Webmistress Dianne, who has just completed her first update.  Go check it out.  It's not a re-design, although I wouldn't rule that out at some point, but her first real design challenge will be coming up soon, when she works on the River Runs Red sub-site.

Thanks, Dianne, and it's good to have you on the team!

Trumped!

Okay, finding a 3 1/2 foot long snake in my house is not as dramatic as finding an alligator in the kitchen

On the other hand, she loses points for knowing how the 'gator got in, because she can fix it. I've had to throw two big snakes out of the house and still have no idea how they're getting in.  So she's unlikely to repeat her experience, whereas for me it's just a matter of time.

Oilmen in office

Next time you're putting $40 or $50 into filling your gas tank, remember that, as Hillary Clinton pointed out last night on Countdown with Keith Olbermann, when oilmen Bush and Cheney came into office (and before Cheney's secret meetings set our new "energy policy") oil was $20 a barrel.  Today it hit an all-tiime high of $118. Guess whose cronies are reaping the profits we're all paying out?

Cowntinuing Problems

So last night I was home alone, happily watching Al Gore's Vice Presidential Action Rangers on Futurama, when the dogs started barking furiously at the front door.  I went out to see what the fuss was all about, and discovered about nine cows wandering around the property.  I herded them back out the gate, shut it behind them...and then learned that I had missed one, a small black cow standing in thick brush.

I had to go open the gate again.  As I did , Maryelizabeth came home.  During the time it took to get the gate open and circle back behind the cow to herd it forward it had vanished.  The moon, one night past the full pink, rose late last night.  It turns out that finding a single smallish black cow on a big piece of property on a pitch black night is very hard to do, even for two people using bright flashlights.

Finally, we got it out the gate and gone.  At around 3:00 this morning, the dogs woke up, sniffing and growling at something outside.  We still don't know what, but a look around in daylight has convinced us that it's not yet another stray cow that somehow eluded us during the night...

Roses

As promised (or threatened), here are some pictures of our Tombstone rose tree.  There are still buds that haven't bloomed, so it may get fuller than this, but it's blooming well this year. Not much else going on in wildflowers yet--we have one globemallow, so far, and some other small, lesser known blooms, but it's still quiet on that front.  The low yesterday morning was below freezing again, which could have something to do with it.

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Bruuuuuuce! Baraaaaaack!

The Boss has come out for Barack Obama.  He writes, in part, "He has the depth, the reflectiveness, and the resilience to be our next President. He speaks to the America I've envisioned in my music for the past 35 years, a generous nation with a citizenry willing to tackle nuanced and complex problems, a country that's interested in its collective destiny and in the potential of its gathered spirit."

Check out Bruce's website for the full endorsement.

RIP RIF?

Publisher's Weekly reports today that George Bush's 2009 budget eliminates all funding for Reading is Fundamental, the book distribution program that has provided more than 325 million books for more than 30 million underprivileged children since its inception in 1966.

The article quotes RIF CEO/president Carol Rasco as saying, “With 13 million children living in poverty in this country, the need for RIF has never been greater.” The program currently is funded through September '09, but without new funding to follow up, 16 million books will not get into the hands of 4.6 million needy kids.

We live in a country that, by all rights, should be the world's most literate.  Instead, we seem to be becoming less literate by the day. Killing RIF is a perfect way to speed that process--a process going in entirely the wrong direction.  We should take the money spent next week in Iraq and instead devote it to encouraging literacy--that would be an investment in all our futures.

Larry Todd

Bookselling lost one of its best last week--well, to be fair, he retired from the game years ago, but Larry Todd's influence was still felt, and will continue to be, for years to come.  I've held off writing about him because his influence on me is also profound, and I wanted to sort it out in my head before committing it to the internets.

Larry was the general manager of the Hunter's Books chain of bookstores in southern California and Arizona.  Part of the Books Inc. chain headquartered in the SF Bay Area, Books Inc. and Hunter's were among the finest independent bookstores in the country.  The Hunter's stores are long gone now, but Books Inc. continues to pave a path through the challenges of superstores and online retailers and books being sold in giant discount outlets.  Sometimes it seems that everyone who is significant today in California bookselling worked for Books Inc., Hunter's, or both.

In its day, though, there were no better independents in the West than Hunter's, and especially Larry's flagship store on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.

Sitting at the corner of Rodeo and little Santa Monica, Hunter's was one of the first things a tourist would see when visiting the famous Rodeo Drive.  Entering the store was like walking into a palace devoted to the written word.  It was spacious and luxurious.  The staff was attentive, and knew its stock inside and out.  Larry in particular was one of the great book men, and his enthusiasm for a title could push it to bestseller status in Los Angeles, which could then translate to bestseller status nationwide.  Harriet Doerr's Stones for Ibarra, a brilliant little first novel published when the author was 74 years old, is just one example of a book Larry decided to get behind, then sold and sold and sold.

The Beverly Hills crowd is an interesting one to sell books to.  They have plenty of money, and sometimes they'd rather part with a lot than a little.  In a display case inside the store, Larry had a big, beautiful book of Andrew Wyeth paintings that almost no one ever took out to look at.  Where many people might try lowering the price (this was not an inexpensive book), Larry knew his audience.  He raised the price, and people started asking to see the book.  Still no buyers.  He raised the price again, to (I think) $400.  The next day, someone bought it.

Moneyed Los Angelenos aren't easily impressed by standard issue auctorial fame.  An autograph party by a bestselling author in Tampa or St. Louis or Oklahoma City might draw a crowd, but in a town where Tom Hanks might live next door and your kids go to school with various Fondas, you need bigger stars to generate excitement.  Larry was a master at bringing in the biggest stars to co-host autograph parties for slightly lesser names.  If there was a celebrity autobiography published in those days, the launch party was held at his store, and usually there was a co-host whose luminescence guaranteed a turnout.  So I met Dolly Parton, who hosted the party for Fannie Flagg's excellent Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe, and Barbara Eden, who came to hang out with Dolly.  And Jimmy Stewart, who hosted the party for  Joseph Cotten's autobiography.  One who needed no co-host was Liberace, who signed his autobiography at a spectacular event at the store.  My main duty that day was going along to pick up the fabulously expensive candelabra we borrowed from Harry Winston.  When Liberace died, not long after, one of the photos seen almost everyone, including the cover of the National Enquirer, was of him sitting in a red velvet throne--the chair we put him in for the signing.  Before he could even begin to sign, he had to sit and smile for dozens of press photographers for what seemed like an eternity.

In addition to the stars of stage and screen, literary stars hung out at the store, whether they were signing or not.  At Larry's store I met Ken Follett, Robin Cook, Sidney Sheldon (who gave us a bunch of so-so novels he may or may not have written himself, but also--and I thanked him for this contribution--the TV series I Dream of Jeannie, starring the aforementioned lovely, sexy, wonderful Barbara Eden), and many, many others.

When the store's lease ran out and Beverly Hills real estate had hit ridiculous heights, there was no way the landlord would renew to a bookstore when instead they could put in a shop that sold jeans for $500 a pair.  So Hunter's relocated to Beverly Drive, just a block over but in a different world, a world where locals shopped but the tourists, big spenders and celebrities rarely ventured.  The move was celebrated by one of the grandest parties ever seen in the southern California book community--a parade, led by a marching band, featuring dozens of the best-known authors in the business, traversed the distance between the old store and the new one.  My memories of that party are a little hazy, but I spent a lot of time hanging out with Harlan Ellison and great crime writer T. Jefferson Parker, who I met for the first time that night (but I had read his debut, Laguna Heat, and was mightily impressed, and Jeff seemed pleased by that).  I don't remember seeing her but I know Abigail Van Buren, syndicated columnist "Dear Abby," was there, because I was standing with Harlan when a staff member from one of the other stores came over to us and said, "Hey, Abby's here."  And Harlan said, "Hoffman came?  Where is he?"  To which she had to explain that she meant Dear Abby, not Yippie Abbie, and Harlan's interest level dropped dramatically.

Booksellers are traditionally not very well paid in comparison to people in other fields at similar levels of responsibility.  It takes a lot of $7 and $15 and $29 sales to amount to a lot of money, especially at 50-60% profit margins (before rent, payroll, and operating expenses--that's just cost of goods sold).  But Larry was a man of gigantic integrity, who was willing to turn down offered bribes by representatives of a cult founded by a pulp writer, who wanted him to put their founder's new books on his front table.  That table was the most prestigious piece of bookselling real estate in southern Californa, and launched many a bestseller, but a book had to earn its way onto it.  I learned much about bookselling from working with him, and much about life and honor and decency.

Larry was a gay man, in one of the warmest, most loving and committed relationships I have ever seen, far stronger than many marriages.  When I hear people claim that gay marriage will destroy our social fabric, I think of Larry and Ken and wonder what they could possibly mean.  Wouldn't the world be better if more couples could create such a loving, respectful environment?

Larry was a man who loved good food and good company.  Going out to dinner was an event in itself, at which an hour could pass before a menu was opened.  Every restaurateur and wait staff seemed to know and love him, and if they didn't before the meal started, they did hours later when it ended.

Larry was a bookman to his core.  When his Hunter's closed, he and Ken moved to Palm Desert and opened their own store, the Bookstore of Palm Desert.  When he finally retired from that enterprise, he became a volunteer at the Palm Desert Public Library and wrote a column for the local newspaper.  He left us on April 9.  I remain greatly indebted to him, for all that he did and gave and meant.

An eruption of spring

Clichés become what they are because they contain at least a nugget of truth, so are repeated to the point that they seem to lose whatever interest they once had.  "Spring has sprung" is one of those--not only a cliché but one that certainly originated because of the play on words.  Here at the ranch, however, it seems oddly accurate.  Things are changing so fast we can't even keep track of them.

On Monday I was working outside and passed beneath our huge Tombstone rose tree (so called because it's a cousin of the "world's biggest rose tree" over in Tombstone, so named by the Guinness Book of World Records.  I glanced up at its branches, covered in green over the past few weeks, and wondered how long it would be until it bloomed.  On Tuesday, Maryelizabeth pointed out that it had begun to bloom, literally overnight dozens of small yellow flowers appearing on it.  Today there are a few hundred.  In another week or so, when it's covered with thousands of them, I'll take a picture.

A few days ago-literally, I think it was Saturday--I was looking at the stubborn brown autumn leaves clinging to our sycamores and wondering when it would finally shed them and get some new growth.  Then yesterday I looked at them again and they looked like this (I took the picture this morning, as the sun rose over the hills to the east of us):

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It still has a long way to go, but that's a pretty impressive beginning for four days.

In the past day or two, barn swallows have moved back into their nest in our carport.  No way to tell if they're the ones who left here last fall (most likely the young who were hatched there, if so) or new ones taking advantage of the nest, but it's nice to have someone using it.

We have also had another visit from a vermilion flycatcher, and frequent visits from a big red-shafted flicker, who we've never seen before. 

For awhile we had a Sonoran Leopard Frog living in our pond, but then four cows wandered in through an open gate and drank the pond almost dry. It seems unlikely that they sucked the frog down with the water, but it hasn't been seen since.  Probably it looked up, saw four gigantic beasts peering down at it, and decided to get out of Dodge.

Here's another recent picture.  Nothing to do with spring, except that it seems the only time of year the sun sets in just the right position to turn our old chiles into stained glass.

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